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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS NEEDS A NAME Posted: 09 May 2008 02:32 AM CDT Jamie Lynn Spears and fiance Casey Aldridge are reaching out to the public for help in naming their baby. Jamie Lynn, the younger sister of Britney Spears, is said to be expecting a baby girl. Another Spears female. Frightening. Well if it’s help she’s looking for, we’re much obliged. Choosing your child’s name is critical. Just as naming your daughter Jenna can doom her to a career in porn, naming your son Jeeves will turn him into a man servant. Fabio means he’ll become a half naked, horseback riding, cowboy hat wearing, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter promoting, long haired male model. And Sato will always grow up to be the bad guy in a Yakuza movie. So be very very careful young Jamie Lynn. Better yet, why not pawn the baby for a double wide mobile home on 3 acres of land in Louisiana and get you a Golden Retriever. It’s more fun to name dogs anyway. |
Posted: 08 May 2008 06:32 PM CDT |
Posted: 08 May 2008 05:06 PM CDT Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the reality couple we love to hate. A Heidi and Spencer sex tape coming soon to a laptop near you? It wouldn’t surprise us one bit, as this vilified couple has really perfected the art of Whoredom. Pure ignorance or amazing celebrity gossip marketing machine, you be the judge. To read more about the “Speidi Chronicles” check out our friends at the LA Times. Good Riddance |
ANISTON MAKING SWEET MUSIC WITH MAYER Posted: 08 May 2008 03:45 PM CDT John Mayer happened upon the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami Beach around noon today. Oh did we mention, that just happens to be the hotel Ms. Jennifer Aniston is staying at. Coincidence…I think not. After much speculation surrounding the “couple”, Mayer isn’t hiding his affection for Jennifer stating, “I like her, she’s a cool chick“. The bushy haired boy sure has a way with words. Quick we need a couple name; Johniffer? Mayerston? Wontlastamonth? |
JUDGEMENT DAY FOR NICK HOGAN BOLLEA Posted: 08 May 2008 02:29 PM CDT When the gavel drops tomorrow afternoon, Nick Bollea, son of former WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan, could be facing 5 years in prison. Bollea is being charged with a third-degree felony for reckless driving causing serious bodily injury which stemmed from his horrific car crash last year. The DA has reported that NO deal has been struck and that Bollea is expected to plead guilty or no contest to all charges. Not even the Hulkster can save you now, brotha. |
STAR JONES ATTACKS BARBARA WALTERS Posted: 08 May 2008 02:11 PM CDT The gloves are off and the clawing, biting, and hair pulling are in full force. Following Barbara’s Tuesday appearance on the Oprah show, Star Jones fired back, and had this to say:
OUCH! The heated comments were in retaliation to Barb’s version of Star’s departure from The View. Looks to us like Star is on a downward spiral: She gets divorced, her T.V. show gets canceled, and now she’s creating a HUGE buzz around Barb’s new book. Star Jones career DOWN, Barbara Walter book sales UP. Hell, let’s resolve this tiff with a good old fashion mud wrestling match. Throw-up in mouth |
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